That’s How You Get the Girl: Taylor Swift 1989 (Taylor’s Version) Vault Tracks Sapphic Readalikes

On October 27th, 2014, the sapphic world changed for the better with the release of Taylor Swift’s 1989, which featured tracks such as “How You Get the Girl”, “Wonderland”, and “Welcome to New York”. Nine years later, 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is now out and made even better with five vault tracks that blend the music of 2014 and 2023 in a hypnotic earworm. As always, I can’t help but to compare Taylor’s lyrics to various titles I have read or heard about. If you are like me and want to have a Taylor song on a loop while you read a similar book, here are some readalikes to get you started!

“Slut!”

the cover of Just Your Local Bisexual Disaster

But if I’m all dressed up / They might as well be looking at us / If they call me a slut / You know it might be worth it for once / And if I’m gonna be drunk / Might as well be drunk in love

Taylor’s first vault track, “Slut!”, was rumored to be a condemnation of the double standards between men and women dating, based on her romantic history (much in the same vein as “Blank Space”). However, this song is less a call to arms as it is a tender look at a new relationship and how it can make you feel invincible, even amongst public opinion. In the same vein, I am reminded of how society stereotypes bisexual people as greedy or indecisive, which is explored in Andrea Mosqueda’s Just Your Local Bisexual Disaster. Maggie is the epitome of the messy bisexual as she falls for not one, not two, but three of her friends and tries to figure out not just her love life, but what she has planned for the future. I think that Maggie would be obsessed with Slut! just as I am.

“Say Don’t Go”

the cover of Jagged Little Pill

I’m standing on a tightrope alone / I hold my breath a little bit longer / Halfway out the door, but it won’t close / I’m holding out for you to say, “Don’t go” / I would stay forever if you say, “Don’t go”

“Say Don’t Go” is a lament about an one-sided romance that leaves Taylor by herself, knowing that her partner does not love her and yet still craving that validation from them. Similarly, in Eric Smith’s Alanis Morrissette-inspired ensemble novel Jagged Little Pill, Jo is in love with Frankie, the Black bisexual who can kiss her in private, but would rather commit publicly to a boy. Jo struggles with her mother continuously dismissing her sexuality and Frankie’s unwillingness to commit, making her almost a spokesperson for “Say Don’t Go”. I want to emphasize that Jagged Little Pill is an ensemble novel and focuses on other plotlines, leaving Jo and Frankie’s romantic plotline regretfully in the dust. 

Trigger warning: Jagged Little Pill contains theme of sexual assault, infidelity, and drug addiction.

“Now That We Don’t Talk”

We Used To Be Friends by Amy Spalding

I don’t have to pretend I like acid rock / Or that I’d like to be on a mega yacht / With important men who speak important thoughts / Guess maybe I am better off / Now that we don’t talk

Taylor’s ode to past friendships and how she feels both free and regretful about not having certain people in her life anymore is an universal refrain, with TikTok users now using the chorus to share what they don’t have to pretend to like anymore to be liked. Upon hearing “Now That We Don’t Talk”, I immediately thought of Amy Spalding’s We Used to Be Friends, which explores the most traumatic breakup of all: that of childhood besties. At the start of their senior year in high school, James (a girl with a boy’s name) and Kat are inseparable, but by graduation, they’re no longer friends. James prepares to head off to college as she reflects on the dissolution of her friendship with Kat while, in alternating chapters, Kat thinks about being newly in love with her first girlfriend and having a future that feels wide open. Over the course of senior year, Kat wants nothing more than James to continue to be her steady rock, as James worries that everything she believes about love and her future is a lie when her high-school sweetheart parents announce they’re getting a divorce. If I didn’t know better, I’d almost think that Taylor wrote “Now That We Don’t Talk” after reading We Used to Be Friends.

“Suburban Legends”

the cover of D'Vaughn and Kris Plan a Wedding

I didn’t come here to make friends / We were born to be suburban legends / When you hold me, it holds me together / And you kiss me in a way that’s gonna screw me up forever

“Suburban Legends” feels like the romantic cousin of “Long Live (Taylor’s Version)”—the song tells the story of two star-crossed lovers who find success beyond their small town but try to stay together against all odds, even as it fails. The pressures of fame and the sweetness of love mix together in this poppy ode to love that shouldn’t exist and maybe won’t. I heartily recommend reading D’Vaughn and Kris Plan a Wedding by Chencia C. Higgins after listening to “Suburban Legends”. D’Vaughn and Kris are paired on a reality TV show to convince their families that they are getting married in six weeks, and while the two have different goals for being on the show, they never planned on meeting the love of their lives and being fake-engaged to them. There are many discussions of fame and how the reality TV setting inherently changes the course of Kris and D’Vaughn’s relationship, making this a perfect read alike for “Suburban Legends”.

“Is It Over Now?”

the cover of Cruel Seduction

Baby, was it over / When she laid down on your couch? / Was it over when he unbuttoned my blouse?

“Is It Over Now” is both a song about cheating and a song about being cheated on; the singer sings about a failed relationship and reminisces whether it had truly ended even while the relationship continued. In similar taste, Cruel Seduction by Katee Robert is full of tangled love affairs and hearts being broken and healed (often within the same interactions). Aphrodite may be in an arranged marriage with one of the most hated men in Olympus, Hephaestus, but that doesn’t mean she is going to submit to him. If anything, she is going to keep fighting to get her way, even if it means seducing her new husband’s sister, Pandora. However, two can play at this game, and Hephaestus seduces Aphrodite’s ex-boyfriend, Adonis. This polyamorous dark romance will have you gasping from both the sexiness of Robert’s writing and the political mechanics that flow throughout Olympus. 

You can get a copy of any of these titles from your local bookstore or library, or you can get a copy through Bookshop. 

Chloe (they/he) is a public librarian in Baltimore, who identifies as Indigenous, autistic, and panromantic demisexual. They enjoy reading queer literature for any age group, as well as fantasy, contemporary, and romance. In their spare time, they act in their local community theaters, play D&D, and are halfway through their MLiS program. You can find them on Goodreads, Twitter, or Instagram.

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5 of the Best Webcomics for Sapphic Swifties

For all my fellow sapphic Swifties, this has been a roller coaster of a time. The U.S. leg of the Taylor Swift’s Era’s Tour is ending, but we did get an announcement of 1989 Taylor’s Version releasing later this year. Even with the news, the ending feels like an end of a…well, era. Many of us went to the tour, spent countless hours watching videos on Tiktok, and recounted the various tour drama with our friends. It was a unifying Swiftie moment in time. I have the collection of friendship bracelets to prove it. If you, like me, are having an Eras Tour hangover, this list may provide you with a balm for those feelings. Perhaps at least, it may provide you with a little drama to tide you over until 1989 is released again.

Here are 5 sapphic webcomics you can read for free on the Webtoons app if you are missing the Taylor Swift Era’s Tour:

Nevermore art with the text Deadly mind, beautiful heart.

1 – Nevermore by Kate Flynn and Kit Trace

If you are in your Folklore era where you are finding yourself feeling moody and broody, connecting to soft lyrical phrases, and staring out rainy windows, then you are ready to read the sapphic story of Nevermore. Nevermore is an Edger Allen Poe-inspired tale of two women that wake up on a beach with no memories of who they are, forced to survive in a land of monsters. They discover an academy full of secrets, while discovering that there may be something a lot like love between them as. It is dark academia mystery—and, of course, an absolutely enthralling sapphic romance. Put the Folklore album on loop during a rainy day and settle in for this gorgeous read.

the cover of Office Talk Vol 1

2 – Office Talk by Alondraw Comics

If you are in your Fearless era, you are probably listening to sweet love songs in the summer. You may be walking through gentle rain storms or running your hand along wheat fields in a white dress. Almost definitely you are pining. The perfect read for a good pining story is Office Talk. In this lovely slice of life comic, Selma and Lin are two women who work in different departments at a large corporation who have crushes on each other. That is obvious to everyone but them. The story follows both women as they mutually pine and struggle with the relatable sapphic experience of not knowing how to act on those feelings. It is a gentle comic with a lot of heart and some fun meddling coworkers. If you want a slow burn with low angst and high adorable qualities, Office Talk is the comic for you.

a banner for Winter Before Spring showing two women about to kiss with the text "Will the new transfer be her friend... or something more?"

3 – Winter Before Spring by Moonbun00

If you are in your Speak Now era, you are getting the last word, always prepared for revenge, and not letting yourself be pushed around. You are not the person to be messed with, and you will let other people know it. The perfect sapphic tale for you is Winter Before Spring. In this story, Hana struggles with intense bullying at school that is making her life hell. That all begins to change when she meets a girl in school who starts to stand up for her… a girl who might become more to her than just a very pretty friend. Winter Before Spring is a hard read, but a lovely one. Note the trigger warnings provided throughout the comic as the author is good at providing them, but the strongest ones are for intense physical and psychological bullying, especially early on in the story. However, if you are able to read the story, it is worthwhile for the lovely way it tells the tale of a girl learning to find her own Speak Now voice through the power of sapphic love.

the cover of Eldritch Darling

4 – Eldritch Darling by Mishacak3s

If you are in your Reputation era, you are ready to slay. You are prepared to fight your enemies, and you don’t care what other people think of you. You are powerful. Yet inside there is a sweet core for those who you let past your strong walls. The perfect story for you is Eldritch Darling, the story of a women-loving-women power eldritch monster who just wants to love her girlfriend—and also possible destroy anything that might prevent that love. It is an adorable slice of life comic, with cute pink-infused art about a cosmic horror. It is a delightful story that is so much fun and worth it for those who want something to make your leather-wearing Reputation hearts melt.

the icon for Isabella

5 – Isadora by RoseEstelle

If you are in your Lover era, you are ready to put on your pink dresses and talk about forever. You still have a lot of anxiety about whether things can last, but you hope they do. The story of two girls growing up from childhood friends to lovers with help will be a soothing balm for your soul that might ask the question, “who would stay?” Isa and Dora are both fully realized characters, and their love story is one for the ages. You are going to want it in your life.


Ultimately, we are likely to travel through each of these eras at some point in our lives—many times most likely. Which means we will all need many stories to carry us through. Luckily, more sapphic stories are being added to the world every day, which means the amount of stories of women loving women we have for each era of our lives continues to grow. I know I count myself lucky to be going through my own life transitions during a period where that is true, and I hope you do as well.

Chris Ceary (she/they) is a psychology professor by day and a reviewer of all things queer media by night. They host the podcast Thirsty on Toon, which covers queer indie and small press media, as well as the podcasts Gotham Outsiders and Talking Comics. Chris can be found screaming about their latest reads across various social media sites linked at linktree.com/themythofpsyche